Oh shit, hey!
literally 90% of white girl jokes are made by white boys
what makes you think you and your adidas flip flops with socks have any room to talk
Who the FUCK was the God Damn GENIUS behind mixing Mumford and Sons and Ke$ha?!
Who gave you the right.
I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago
and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like